Logic Does Not Exist In This Dojo: Archive

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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world

 omg earthquake!!!! 
 ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
 rip mommy u were a good bitch 
 flood is coming!!
 omg water is in my house
 nO NOT MY COMPUter
 it's ok i have service on my phone guys
 OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
 aw a fireman is here
 he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
 i ship it omg
 otp; i know how to save a life
 whoa the earth is like breaking open
 byE

Jan 1st

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Everytime I listen to "Dogs Days are Over"

“CAN YOU HEAR THE HORSES? CAUSE ilauvtoaurhgnbsk,jhg AHHHHHH… CAN YOU HEAR THE HORSES? CAUSE SOME-THING A-BOUT VOWWWW-ELLLLLSSSSS!!!”

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.

From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357 Is this legit? Because that is really useful to know.

Dec 31st

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I never realized how many gloves I took home from...

Seriously, there’s enough latex here to prevent 1000 pregnancies.

Dec 31st

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Why is there so much Whedon on my Dash right now?

Is there like a tumblr-wide agreement that today is Whedon-is-awesome day? I’m not complaining, I’m just wondering why the wonderfulness?

Dec 31st

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Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.

addictedtocockles: #how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?

Dec 31st

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Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...

waiting-for-the-tardis: Last chance today.

Dec 31st

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melodiousdissonance replied to your post: melodiousdissonance replied to your post: New… It’s Erin! And yay! Coke and Wendy’s! Yeah, I’ll have to work on the cleanliness too b/c my roommates have had royal bitchfits about it. (Acting like my mothers…it’s my room!) And what’s your name, then? Yeah… see it’s my actual parents that are getting on my ass. And rightly so. I keep my...

Dec 31st

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take missing e features, include in regular tumblr...

tumblr: oh missing e is gonna harm yo blog hide yo posts hide yo themes cause they causing problems fo everyone out there so yall should uninstall

me: bye to instant reblogs? pikachu dash theme? unfollower checker? NO

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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melodiousdissonance replied to your post: New Year, New Resolutions Gotta love resolutions! Lots of mine are similar, and yeah, I usually forget about them within a few weeks too. Sad thing is: It’s not even the New Year yet and I’m failing them. “Be cleaner” translated into “Drink four cans of Coke with some Wendy’s and watch Secret Diary of a Call Girl...

Dec 31st

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Sometimes, I answer my friends a bit too...

Friend: omg im gonna die… or throw up. whatever comes first. Me: How about just breathing? Friend: What’s that? Me: That’s when your diaphragm contracts, creating a void in your chest cavity and your lungs compensate by filling with whatever gas is outside the body (normally it’s mostly oxygen). Then your heart pumps deoxygenated blood to your lungs where it picks up...

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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New Year, New Resolutions

Looking back, this past year has been rather shit. The usual resolutions I make every year fall by the wayside around the tenth of January and then I stop giving a crap about it until December thirtieth, nearly 12 months later. This year, I’ve decided to not put that much pressure on myself for these. Try to lose weight. But don’t drive yourself mad eating only vegetables and...

Dec 30th

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I have been in Doctor Who so many times, I'm...

koalasmakemehappy: There I am. And there. I think I look particularly dashing in this one.

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Disappointed Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

scarfofswag: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle reflects

Dec 30th

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'The Most Overlooked Movies of 2011' →

Fright Night (Aug. 19) Dir. Craig Gillespie, Starring: Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell, Christopher Mintz-Plasse OK, given the troika of Twilight, True Blood, and The Vampire Diaries, you’re probably sick of the whole ‘vampire craze’. But don’t overlook this film. Directed by Craig Gillespie (Lars and the Real Girl), this remake centers on Charley Brewster, played by Anton Yelchin—a teenager...

Dec 29th

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What's the difference between tumblr and a...

are-you-offended-yet: priestmisha: A restaurant has servers that work.

Dec 29th

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